Adobe: Bait ‘n Wait
Before I tell you why Adobe sucks so hard, envision this scenario...
Somebody's birthday party is fast approaching and you need to get a present before the day ends. This particular somebody happens to like jewelry so, as common sense would have it, you go to a jewelry store to buy a nice gift. Inside the store you see many great products on display. You're free to take them out and try them on but of course you have to give them back if you're not going to buy them. After a little browsing, you find the perfect gift. You might think your shopping experience is about to come to a delightful conclusion but unfortunately you're troubles are just getting started.
You tell the clerk behind the counter that you've found the perfect gift and that you're ready to conclude the transaction. You point to the jewelry behind the glass, the clerk tells you the price and then asks if you're ready to buy. You say you definitely want the jewelry and mention how fortunate you are to have found the gift in such a timely fashion since you really need it before the day's end. He assures you that you'll be leaving the store with jewelry in-hand mere "minutes" after your transaction by pointing to a plaque on the wall stating, "Buy our jewelry and walk out the store with it in minutes." "Cool." you say, that's what you expected but you wanted to make sure. You hand over your credit card, sign on the dotted line just like you have many times before and your transaction is complete. But it's not... But it is.
You give the clerk a few minutes and then ask for the jewelry you've just purchased. The clerk looks at you funny then simply says, "Ummmm... no." You ask why and he says he's not sure why, maybe your credit card is bad, maybe his boss doesn't like you, maybe you look like a criminal, maybe, maybe, maybe. Besides, the clerk tells you, it doesn't matter why at all because you're not getting "your" jewelry now no matter what you say or do. Maybe you could come back and get it in 2 days. ??? !!! Now you might not be a mathematical genius, but you're probably clever enough to figure out that 'days' are approximately 1,440 times longer than the previously promised 'minutes'. As you gaze at the plaque behind the counter you feel as though you've been duped. Ye ole "Bait 'n Switche" or "Bait 'n Wait" if you will. "False Advertising" even. No matter what you call it, it doesn't leave you with a very positive feeling after having made such a significant purchase. Besides, if you were willing to wait a few days, you would have went to the other jewelry store that gift-wraps your purchases for free.
Boy, that sure is unfortunate for you. Oh well, just get your money back or cancel your transaction and be on your way to buy a gift elsewhere. But the clerk once again says, "Ummmm... no." The transaction can't be canceled for another 24 hours. The clerk goes on to explain that there's just no way you can magically cancel a transaction after it's been converted to electrons and processed by a distant computational device, the bits have to cool down in a fully chilled potentiometer cell before they can be accessed and precisely manipulated; in fact, he tells you, it's a miracle any transactions go through at all let alone in "minutes". (Okay I may have embellished that part a bit but you get the picture). So you tell him to cancel your transaction in 24 hours because the birthday party will have been long over by then. He shrugs you off with an offhand, "Yeah, I'll get right on that." and then walks away.
Feeling disgruntled, to say the least, you vow never to do business with that store ever again but alas, you really need that jewelry because a certain somebody is completely heartbroken that their birthday gift wasn't on time. Two days later you go to another branch of the jewelry store which is now open and has the exact same item. The clerk at this store Super-Duper-Promises you that your transaction will be trouble-free or else he'll start kicking ass and taking names until the deal goes through and after that he'll personally deliver the beautifully gift-wrapped box upon a swift white steed, building bridges from L.A. to PA. if necessary. The only catch... it'll take 2 days. No problem. You've got all the time in the world. Now.
Boy, that sure was a long-winded tale of trouble and woe, wasn't it? Thank goodness things worked out in the end. The beautifully boxed jewelry arrived 2 days later as promised, the first store was smited? smoted? smot? and peace spread across the land.
At least that's how the story probably would have ended if it was actually about you. But the fact of the matter is that the preceding "tale of tedium" was little more than a thinly disguised account of my recent attempt to buy CS4 Web Premium from Adobe (the first jewelry store was actually Adobe Online while the second store represented Adobe Phone Sales). Similar to my previous attempt to install software from Adobe, things didn't go so well.
About ten minutes after placing my "second" order for CS4 through the Adobe Phone Sales department, Adobe Online e-mailed me to say that my "first" order was now ready for download. Believe it or not, I don't really need 2 copies of CS4 so I called Adobe again to cancel the first online order, one more time... again. They basically told me ...
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Here's an interesting fact: Going to FullScreen mode causes Flash to temporarily stop executing all onMouseMove events.
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Is it the pricing structure? Is it because they've lost touch with their users? 
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